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[A blobs tale 2]

A blobs tale 2

Really great art, but that's about it. The story isn't anything special, the gameplay is lacking, and it is terribly short. Especially dissapointing compared to the first one, which, although less cinematic and not as polished as this one, had far better gameplay.

[Red & Blue Balls 2]

I hate everyone in the world including myself

Nothing that hasn't been done before, and the puzzles aren't difficult, new, or interesting either. Try to come up with challenging puzzles if you're going to make a puzzle game.

[Condition]

Condition

Cave Story without the charm, but completely playable, and, eh, whatever, it's a game.

abielins responds:

I'm actually flattered that you compared this to Cave Story!
We can't all be as charming as Pixel ;)

[Coal Runner]

It's fun

I like that you didn't reuse many graphics and it is uh its very ideal good job

jjwallace responds:

hey thanks,
i was trying to make a game with no defined levels and no score...

[Narcolyxii]

Narcolyxii Review

Man, this game is a big piece of shit

The art is terrible, especially the main character. It looks like every other 14 year old with no artistic training or talent who tries to draw a person. The others aren't too good either but they are small/simple enough to be passable.

The gameplay is nothing new, and not even done well. Switching between weapons is fucking impossible, the only way I can tell to switch weapons is click on the other one but when I move my cursor to click from the nitrogen gun back to my normal gun I'm still controlling the nitrogen gun so it moves over what I want to click on. I can't even use the nitrogen gun because after I slow enemies down by the time I finally am able to switch back to my normal gun the guys have passed through anyway.

The story is kind of cool, he is fighting a nightmare, whatever, and the first time when the level ended and you had to walk down that hallway it was kind of cool, but you make me do that every fucking time I beat a level and it is exactly the same each time, except for one time when it was like green squares, so what the fuck is the point? Make a new one each time or only have it happen every once in a while or something, it's not interesting anymore. And what is the point of having to walk over to the right to upgrade your stuff? It's not like there is anything to see you're in a blank silver room and you have to waste your time watching your terribly drawn terribly animated man walk over to the right to upgrade and back to the left again to play. Just make it a menu.

This game is full of terrible flaws and isn't fun and isn't pleasing to look at and it isn't even anything original. Awful.

ScottProductions2002 responds:

thanks bro

[Primary]

Primary

Abominable controls, unoriginal gameplay, the first boss battle makes no sense (why does him hitting an iceblock make him vulnerable?), an unfun boring game. The only positive thing I can say about it is that I like the pun "Hueman".

[M-Bot The Game]

Unplayable

Possibly the worst controls in any game ever. Great art, not an original idea but not a bad one, but jesus christ those controls

[Punk-o-matic 2]

Punk-o-matic 2

The presentation is really good, customization is nice, lots of music for people who like that type of music. The "city events" you unlock are just like unfunny animations but whatever maybe some cretins on here enjoy that kind of thing.

My main criticism is that this is essential a rythm game you have to grind in. It's not actually fun, you have to play a song to unlock it and then play it again to progress through the story, and might have to do that many times until you get to the bar and then god knows until you get to the more expensive venues from there. It's just not fun, even for someone who likes rhythm games.

Also, even with the graphics down all the way, and no animation, which ends up looking terrible by the way; the game still lags. You can't tell me that is MY fault, I've played far more complex games that don't lag like this.

Great presentation, but not a fun game.

Evil-Dog responds:

I stoped at "some cretin", you're an idiot to think that because you don't like something other people who like it will be cretin, so fuck your review

[New Doyu Difference 1.1]

Doyu Difference

Spot the Difference games are the absolute opposite of creativity. If you can create a series of images, that's great, but that isn't a game. Post them somewhere else in comic form and if they are truly good they will be judged as such. This isn't a very good game, the story isn't very good, the art isn't anything special,, and it's just dull and manufactured. The nail in the coffin for me as "Excelent Time". Learn English.

[Colour My Fate]

Color

Probably the best one yet but it still isn't very good. No actual puzzle solving, the closest is having to click on one thing before you click on the other. It's just walking back and forth in a cliche black and white world where color represents happiness. Nothing original and this is like, what, the fourth one you've made? Get off it

SilverStitch responds:

If you don't like them then why play them...? o,,O;;