Registar's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Epos]

Eeeeeh

This is a completely solid, yet mediocre game. The battle system is fine, you can choose your stats, that's cool, navigating the menus is a little annoying because using your mouse isn't even an option but whatever. It's solid, but ehh, bland.

The graphics when in battles, though my favorite graphics in the game, are cartoony, which takes away from the otherwise serious nature of the game. The characters that you are suddenly given out of nowhere after finishing the first fight are shallow and generic. The story isn't lame, but, well, generic. A half-assed excuse why the kingdom's army can't attack the neighboring kingdom and instead a small group of heroes have to. Yawn.

The dialogue is easily the worst part of the game, mostly because of how generic the characters are, but also because it's just kind of poorly written.

This game is okay. It's not awful, and it stands above other flash games because, well, most other flash games ARE awful. But it's like come on man, you have made this game and you could do anything you wanted to do, why did you make it so...bland? Five out of ten.

[Arrival In Hell 2]

ugh

terrible voice acting, mostly ugly art and stiff animations, generic story, clearly made by a 12 year old

didnt play long enough to get to any puzzles so ill give you the benefit of the doubt and give you a 5

[Ninja Run -]

Meg

simplistic and extremely easy game, not poorly made but not exciting

[Protector IV]

Protector IV

A surprisingly fun mix of RPG and tower defnese. Although I'm not usually a tower defense fan, I played this to completion over on Kongregate and really enjoyed it. Good work on this.

[Larry And The Gnomes]

Larry and the Gnomes

I don't know why you released Larry: Gnommergeddon since it is basically just a crummy version of this and you had another promotional game like two days before that one, but whatever.

This game is a lot of fun. A few flaws:

-In the city, the first level, there is occasionally a guy walking in the foreground. When I got to the end of the level the guy just kept walking in place on the right edge of the screen forever.
-Enemies often get stuck behind the spinning blades. Annoying, because they don't always seem to be killed by the blades and I have to go back and kill them to continue. Especially troublesome in areas with a lot of spinning blades and it is almost impossible to not get hit if they are all activated.
-The boar boss took forever to fight. I might be missing something, and I hope I am, but each time I stunned him with the javelins he stayed stunned for only a very short amount of time before running away again. It wasn't even difficult because you could keep farming the bushes for more health and rage, it was just annoying.
-The fight with The Freak was a really cool idea, but somewhat poor execution. Often times the fruit would be thrown behind him, and since it is seemingly impossible to jump over The Freak, I couldn't get to the fruit and had no choice but to die. It was a cool idea though, easily the best boss in the game.

Those were the only problems I found, and for a game as fledged out as this, that's perfectly fine. There are also a couple of stupid jokes, but you're dumb and unfunny so you can't help that, and I'm only reviewing this as far as gameplay goes.

This game is what flash games should be: fully fleshed out games instead of simplistic arcade games like the things so many other flash developers produce. So, despite the few flaws, you get a 10. Good job.

[The Annoying Little Game]

Ugggh

A somehow worse version of "I wanna be the flash game". It's a shame, "I Wanna Be The Guy" was an extremely creative and interesting game, but so many people played it and all they noticed was "woah this game is difficult and there are places where you dont expect to die but you do die!!" and did not realize any of the jokes and charm of the game that made it enjoyable.

Anyway, terrible hit detection (game not aligned to a grid, fall through the ground in places), mostly bad art, although some places actually look good but most of the art is very lazy and is clearly made to resemble dumb 4chan mspaint memes. The music is okay I guess but it is very short and there are long pauses before it loops again which is a massive faux pas in games.

Unfun, unfunny, and kind of depressing that you managed to make a game so bad.

[Billy's Quest]

Dragon Quest

Cute art. Mostly grinding, but I like equipping things. Unbalanced, and gets easy very quickly.

I had a bug where my guy wouldn't stop shooting arrows. At one point I killed an enemy far quicker than I should because I fired a stream of arrows much quicker than you should, but mostly it was a slow constant stream of arrows. This stopped when I saved and reloaded.

I like your stuff and if you put a little more thought into the classes and stuff like that then Dragon's Quest 2 could be very good.

[Chubby Ninja]

mosquitoes

Hey, this is fun, I like getting the challenges. Cool game.

[LARRY: Big Dipper]

Kicking lyrics right to your brain

Not particularly original or anything, but the graphics are good. It got a little too hard towards the end but, you know how I roll 420 getting all medals in this bitch. Anyway the game isn't great but it's okay PEACE

~~xX rEgIsTaR Xx~~

[Castaway]

grind grind grind grind

grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

the graphics are really good though, you should use those graphics to make a good game

likwidgames responds:

Grinding is a big part of most RPGs.