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[Narcolyxii]

Narcolyxii Review

Man, this game is a big piece of shit

The art is terrible, especially the main character. It looks like every other 14 year old with no artistic training or talent who tries to draw a person. The others aren't too good either but they are small/simple enough to be passable.

The gameplay is nothing new, and not even done well. Switching between weapons is fucking impossible, the only way I can tell to switch weapons is click on the other one but when I move my cursor to click from the nitrogen gun back to my normal gun I'm still controlling the nitrogen gun so it moves over what I want to click on. I can't even use the nitrogen gun because after I slow enemies down by the time I finally am able to switch back to my normal gun the guys have passed through anyway.

The story is kind of cool, he is fighting a nightmare, whatever, and the first time when the level ended and you had to walk down that hallway it was kind of cool, but you make me do that every fucking time I beat a level and it is exactly the same each time, except for one time when it was like green squares, so what the fuck is the point? Make a new one each time or only have it happen every once in a while or something, it's not interesting anymore. And what is the point of having to walk over to the right to upgrade your stuff? It's not like there is anything to see you're in a blank silver room and you have to waste your time watching your terribly drawn terribly animated man walk over to the right to upgrade and back to the left again to play. Just make it a menu.

This game is full of terrible flaws and isn't fun and isn't pleasing to look at and it isn't even anything original. Awful.

ScottProductions2002 responds:

thanks bro

[Punk-o-matic 2]

Punk-o-matic 2

The presentation is really good, customization is nice, lots of music for people who like that type of music. The "city events" you unlock are just like unfunny animations but whatever maybe some cretins on here enjoy that kind of thing.

My main criticism is that this is essential a rythm game you have to grind in. It's not actually fun, you have to play a song to unlock it and then play it again to progress through the story, and might have to do that many times until you get to the bar and then god knows until you get to the more expensive venues from there. It's just not fun, even for someone who likes rhythm games.

Also, even with the graphics down all the way, and no animation, which ends up looking terrible by the way; the game still lags. You can't tell me that is MY fault, I've played far more complex games that don't lag like this.

Great presentation, but not a fun game.

Evil-Dog responds:

I stoped at "some cretin", you're an idiot to think that because you don't like something other people who like it will be cretin, so fuck your review

[Colour My Fate]

Color

Probably the best one yet but it still isn't very good. No actual puzzle solving, the closest is having to click on one thing before you click on the other. It's just walking back and forth in a cliche black and white world where color represents happiness. Nothing original and this is like, what, the fourth one you've made? Get off it

SilverStitch responds:

If you don't like them then why play them...? o,,O;;

[Inculcation]

In-a-culation

There isn't enough time to adjust all of the clock hands, and if you die you have to start way back. It adds nothing to the gameplay for that section to be timed anyway, stupid. Otherwise pretty good

Ransom responds:

You don't need to rush to put all the clock hands in to place, simply balance the scales again when you take the arrow off. The walkthrough tells you exactly what you need to do. Thanks for the review Registar!

[Colour My World]

Good game but

Put in a left handed mode, dope, let us use WASD

SilverStitch responds:

Shall be taken into consideration for future works.
Thanks~

[Knightfall 2]

Knightfall 2

Put in a left handed mode, stupid.

Megadev responds:

If you're struggling with the arrow keys you can use the 'Z' and 'X' keys to rotate the board left and right, respectively.

[Millie Megavolte 6 Part 2]

Review Title

The art is average to bad in some parts, the gameplay isn't bad or anything, but holy shit, that voice acting when you die (which can't be turned off even if you turn off the sound) is the most awful grating fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. Still, this game is okay

Myroid responds:

Huh, guess I did forgot to mute that sound. Thanks for pointing it out.

[NINJA Brawl]

Castle Crashers with Ninjas

Since it is so similar to Castle Crashesrs and not as good it might be hard for me to review it fairly, but it's a pretty good game, good graphics and gameplay and everything, it just seems lame that so many of the mechanics are ripped directly from another game.
My only real complaints are: the last boss is ridiculously hard, too much health. The swift kill move is very overpowered. There are some clipping issues at parts, like in level 1 I believe you can walk over the middle of a tree instead of behind it.

SeethingSwarm responds:

This is a tribute to Castle Crashers. I've stated this in the author comments. I made it like CC on purpose! That's why it is so similar. To me that just means I accomplished my mission. Also, Castle Crashers was made by a whole team of people over a period of a few YEARS and you have to pay to play. This game was made by one person (me) over a period of 4 months! And it's FREE!

Sometimes objects that are in front of you do not fully "realise" it because there's so much happening on stage, then it seems like you walk on top of them. It's a technical thing and it happens on rare occasions... sorry about that.

The last boss IS hard yes, and he should be :)
Glad you kinda liked my game, thanks for the review!

[Bango!]

It's fun

For what is basically a puzzle game, it has a lot of annoying pixel perfect jumps, but I played through it and got all the medals so I guess that means I either liked it or love torturing myself.

RJGames responds:

All the medals!

Impressive, congratulations! I thought the last one was almost impossible, at least in such a short period of time.

[Village Defense]

Nothing new, good effort

There are a million games like this, and this one is just bare bones.

Jedimace1 responds:

I made a game like this because I like games like this, and I don't want to abandon it. But could you link me to a game like this, I'd llike to see it. I can't think of any similar games with the same gameplay.