Total Medals Earned: 2,321 (From 350 different games.) Total Medal Score: 42,670 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
You can do better than that.....
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
That's more like it!
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (225/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (70/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)
pass the game using not more than 75 shots
complete the game
find secret room
pass the game using not more than 35 shots
get to the girl without hurting the crocodile
pass the game using not more than 50 shots
collect all coins
pass the game using not more than 25 shots
earn more than 250000
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
show a bug who's boss
collect 70 or more coins
Medals Earned: 20/20 (490/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (300/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Complete the first tutorial.
Complete 25 levels.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (85/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 13/20 (215/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Reach half the Wave Mode
Experience death from all enemy types
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps